The box says " Delicate blend of Asian black teas with a medley of honey, vanilla and bergamot flavors." (Bergamot is in Earl Grey too.)
Firstly Never trust anyone who says: medley; Secondly never trust anyone who makes crappy soup, Soup like Tea is a religious experience.
Dr Capitalism: Very tasty, and the bags are shaped like pyramids, so it puts me in mind of... I don't know... delicious papyrus or something.
For one kilo of this tea I would trade one animate mummy and three inanimate ones, suitable for firewood.
My balls would be in this tea so fast that it'd splash.
Scalded Balls: A superior cup of of black tea, an excellent medley of flavours delivering a thoroughly satisfying tea experience. I am not a huge fan of black teas but i refrained from spiting this one back into the cup (or anywhere) when i was laughing.
For a Kilo of this tea I would trade 2 indomitable Gauls, one with Dog.
I would allow this tea to lap warmly at the underside of my balls.
Vector: A bright and citrus flavoured blend. Very orangey nose. Lightly flavoured with a taste that matures nicely when the bag is left in. Plainly, this tea rocks.
I would trade 3 good Phoenecian slaves for a kilo of this tea and your daughter's hand in marriage.
Without question, I would send my boys for a swim in a cup of this.
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