Counter-bloggers?

Some time ago, we came to learn that a ridiculous plea for attention combined with the desire to detract from our important work in this field resulted in the unimaginatively titled "But, Would You Dip Your Nips In It?" Rife with unfounded statements and lurid images, this blog disgusts us.

Among the fallacious claims made by these young ladies is that dipping ones balls in tea is not as enjoyable as dipping ones nipples in wine. Clearly, they do not "have the stones" to really find out if this is true or not. Which it is not. We have tried both, on many occasions. Nice, warm tea gently soothing one's balls obviously outshines tepid wine which is neither warm, nor cold, nor soothing to the less sensitive nips.

Additionally, they purport that the dipping of balls could cause sterility. There is not one shred of evidence to support this falsehood. A blatant scare tactic. In fact, tea has many proven health benefits. Just ask Tipsy Ta-Tas, who recently was teabagged in the eye to rid herself of infection.

This is our first and final rebuttal to the wanton foolishness of "But, Would You Dip Your Nips In It?" Please do not contact us for any further comment.